The film: Teen Witch
guest hostage: Andrew Gimetzco!
May 25, 2016
Andrew told me something today that I just cannot believe is true. I mean, there those movies that supposedly everyone has seen that I haven’t seen (Goonies, anyone?), but I just don’t understand how Mr. Film Guy Andrew hasn’t seen the unavoidably corny, over-the-top supernatural teen drama Teen Witch.
Well, that’s about to change.
Step One: Get him liquored up on Moscow Mules.
Step Two: Wait until he’s good and relaxed and unawares. Then…
Step Three: Strap him to the chair!
Step Four: Start movie.
Step Five: Enjoy his squirming as the tables are finally turned and he is made subject of his own dastardly experiment! He will be forced to endure hilarious late 80s fashions, unexpected musical numbers, ear splitting sax solos, cheesy teenage romance, disastrous dad rap, juvenile usage of witchy powers, butts butts butts and of course, Joshua John Miller.
TOP THAT, ANDREW!