People ask me all of the time how I became such a ladykiller. Usually, I tell them to get a clue. But then I thought about starting my own PUA Empire and going around giving demonstrations and writing books about how to be good with the ladies, JLG (“Just Like George”). Alas, that sounded...

After lovingly caressing my epic beard for so long, I finally decided to take a break from deep meditation and give all you bellyachers another chance. That’s right, Ouch, My Ego! is BACK and I’m ready to rip the Nivea-laden skin off your faces with my mighty bristles! Face rubs...