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Life After Ambrosia

Written by Gabriel Saldana on . Posted in Uncategorized

A litany of rumors has circulated over the last month surrounding the closure and future of Ambrosia Coffee House, which may have been McAllen’s most popular beer-selling coffee shop until it shut its doors mid-July.

 

Some suspected the announcement of Ambrosia’s closing was a public relations ploy, meant to spur an outpouring of disappointment before the owner would unexpectedly remodel the building and resurrect it as a bar.

 

Others believed the owner would close for good but that they could take it upon themselves to keep Ambrosia’s doors open by organizing and raising money. They came together via several Facebook groups and pushed an effort to save the business, even discussing plans that revolved around relocating it in Edinburg, though none has yet come to fruition.

 

Ambrosia’s owner, Nick Anzaldua, has said several reasons ultimately contributed to closing and that, while he might consider reopening Ambrosia at another location later, it wouldn’t likely be reestablished at its previous address, 1000 Martin Avenue. He also has no plans to reopen the shop in the immediate future.

 

He said rent on the building near the time Ambrosia closed in mid-July spiked to an amount he was not willing to pay. And the business never turned a profit; at times it lost money for the proprietor. Anzaldua said he enjoyed running the shop as a single man, regardless of whether it made money. But his priorities have since changed.

 

“I didn’t spend any money (on myself) and my living was sacrificed for a long time because of that place,” he said. “Now I’m starting a family and it just seems like there, in that location, Ambrosia, you know, is dead there. It will never grow old now.”

 

The shop owner said there was once merit to a rumor that Ambrosia would be reopened as a bar but that “it was unrealistic for doing it at that spot.”

 

“There were too many people who loved certain things that you get at a coffee shop and… I just thought ‘it’s not a good idea to go and change it now right here,’” he said. “…I noticed too many young people coming in and buying coffee things and I didn’t want to shoo my business there.”

 

He said “dumbing things down” or “cutting costs everywhere” were not options as the shop was “a reflection of myself.”

 

The coffee/ice house was a popular haunt for a budding arts scene and served as an intimate venue for local band performances and art shows; there was a small rack of vinyl albums for sale near the bar. The former home’s old hardwood floors, small patio, homey décor and the aroma of coffee gave the impression of sitting in a friend’s living room, a feeling apparently shared by many of the patrons who tried to keep it from closing.

 

Anzaldua said that if he chose to reopen the shop at some point, it would have a similar aesthetic appeal and feel to its predecessor.

 

“If it was going to be (somewhere) different, it would have to be something cool,” he said. “You know I did really love that location and it was the first location I looked at.”

 

It was a juxtaposition of financial struggles against lament from Ambrosia supporters that made the business’ closure bitter sweet.

 

“That part of my life is over right now but I think it’s a positive thing for someone who really wants to take care of his baby and his wife,” Anzaldua said.

 

In the meantime, the former coffee shop owner says he will concentrate on his band, his family and his 5-month-old recording studio. But he doesn’t abandon all hope of a grand reopening.

 

“Considering that there are so many people who love it and everything…if something comes up and it just kind of happens, I’m not ruling it out,” Anzaldua said. “I do love the kind of people it brings and basically the art and the fun and the good times and the music… especially the music. So watch out for it one day.”

 

UPDATE: Lime Cucumber Gatorade

Written by Gabriel Saldana on . Posted in Uncategorized

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Hello, friends. You’ve probably noticed that Lime Cucumber Gatorade is conspicuously absent from convenience store refrigerators in the Rio Grande Valley. This wonderful beverage tastes like the real thing and offers thirst-quenching refreshment like none of its like-branded predecessors. I called the Stripes Convenience Store McAllen office this morning to request that the general manager place an order for the flavor and begin to stock it in McAllen-area stores. I doubt one request will do the trick so I’d really appreciate if everyone would help by calling the Stripes office at 956-585-9994 and requesting that Stripes begin to carry Lime Cucumber Gatorade. Your taste buds (and mine) will thank you for your help. Let’s do our part to help the Valley join the ranks of bigger Texas cities like Dallas, Austin and San Antonio, who are already enjoying this delicious Gatorade flavor. Thank you.

UPDATE: 

Lime Cucumber Gatorade is EVERYWHERE, babies! I don’t know whether it was our humble efforts at Ouch My Ego or a matter or sheer coincidence. But, since we posted our longing for this delicious beverage on the website about two weeks ago, stores across the Rio Grande Valley have begun stocking Lime Cucumber Gatorade. If you put in a call, thanks. If you didn’t, who cares; it’s here anyway!

Pick up a bottle and make your day a lil bit better. Have a goodun.

Broke Joblessness – Bible Style

Written by Gabriel Saldana on . Posted in Uncategorized

1.)    Always think you’re too good to do certain jobs even though the economy is bad and you live on your mama’s couch.

2.)    Stay in school for as long as possible to avoid all manner of trying.

3.)    Tell everyone you’ve been looking for work but that no one is hiring; don’t actually look for work.

4.)    Complain about not having any money when your friends ask you to hang out but always seem to pull money out of thin air.

5.)    Hide your truck in your neighbor’s garage so the bank won’t find it.

6.)    Never leave bed before 1 p.m.

7.)    Act like you’re too busy to do anything during the day even though everyone knows you don’t work.

8.)    Become an artist or a musician and pretend that’s your job.

9.)    Be in your 20s and ask your parents for going out money.

10.)  Avoid assessing your worth and position in society.

HDTV for Free; it’s legal

Written by Gabriel Saldana on . Posted in Uncategorized

By GABRIEL SALDAÑA

 

When you’re broke, nothing can redeem your day like veging out in front of a good TV show, especially nowadays with so many great series on air. But what happens when you’re so broke that cost cutting becomes a necessary evil and you find your cable service and Netflix on the chopping block?

 

If you own a flat-screen television, chances are you’re in luck. Pretty much all flat-screen TVs are built with what’s called an ATSC tuner/ATSC receiver, which means all you need to do to get a high definition signal from them is hook up any TV antenna. You can literally walk over to ‘beulita’s house, take the tin foil-wrapped rabbit ears from her obsolete analog TV and hook them up to your flat-screen. This will give you perfect HD signals from your local network stations for free over the air. Yes, your news, late night TV, and sit-com broadcasts will be shown in the perfect high definition you’d expect from your cable/satellite provider.

 

By doing this, you will also be able to access local channels that you can’t get from satellite or cable. These are channels that exist between the whole number channels you’re used to: 23, 4, 48, 5 etc. The ones you haven’t seen include channels like 5.3, 4.2 and 23.1; they’re only available via antenna.

 

Connecting and using:

There will be a male coaxial connector coming from your new antenna (see img. 1.)

(img. 1) A male coaxial cable end from a TV antenna

Screw that onto the antenna input on the back of your TV (see img. 2 and img. 3.)

(img. 2) The coaxial cable from the antenna will connect to the TV's antenna input like the one shown here.

(img. 3) An amplified TV antenna is connected to the back of a flat-screen television.

Your setup should be ready. Select the antenna input with your remote control and go into your TV’s menu to program the channels. That will make sure the TV only surfs through channels that are giving off signals, making things a little easier on you. Now you’re ready enjoy free local HDTV (see img. 4.)

(img. 4) A flat-screen TV puts out a high definition signal while connected only to a pair of amplified rabbit-ear antennae.

 

Buying an antenna:

Buy any TV antenna. Some say on the box that they’re made specifically for HDTVs but don’t be fooled. These antennae are NO DIFFERENT and WILL NOT provide you a better signal than a regular ol’ rabbit-ear pair. I would, however, recommend spending a little more (maybe $25 total) to get an antenna with a signal amplifier inside. The amplifier won’t improve picture quality (it’s going to be HD no matter what), but it will make your antenna better able to pick up weaker signals.

 

There you have it; thanks for reading.

 

Rock out with your dock out: a simple guide to better sound when using your iPod with speakers

Written by Gabriel Saldana on . Posted in Uncategorized

By GABRIEL SALDAÑA

The bulk of music listeners, sadly, aren’t discerning when it comes to audio quality. These are people satisfied by listening to music through laptop speakers and prepackaged iPod earbuds. If that description applies to you, you’re done reading; head over to the “columns” section and check out She vs. He. The rest of this is for those who want better sound for relatively little money.

You may have noticed that when you use your iPod’s headphone jack to connect to an auxiliary input — like the little jack in your car or the RCA input behind your stereo receiver — you have to turn the iPod volume way up and you have to turn the stereo’s volume way up. If you appreciate good sound, you’ve also noticed that, while you manage to force out some volume, this method makes your music muddy, noisy and less robust.

Fortunately, there is a different way to plug in your iPod that will enhance your listening experience: connect in a way that employs what’s called a line-level signal. When you use a line-level signal, the volume coming out of your player stays at a constant so you only adjust the sound on your receiver, which is probably a car stereo for most of you. The volume control on your iPod will be rendered useless so you can turn it all the way down, which will extend your player’s battery life. The sound that comes through your speakers once you connect via line-level will be much clearer and more robust. You also won’t have to max out your stereo’s volume to hear it well.

How to make a line-level connection:

 

 

 

 

The SendStation PocketDock has line-level and USB connectivity

 

 

 

 

 

A line-level signal can be easily coaxed out of your iPod’s dock connection by using any number of connectors made specifically for that task. Those will send sound through the dock connection (instead of the headphone jack) directly to auxiliary inputs like the ones in cars. A line-level connector will basically add what looks like a mini male or female headphone jack to the bottom of your iPod (see photos.) You’d connect that to your stereo the same way you would a headphone jack. But the sound that comes out of the line-level jack will be much better.

The line-level connector I use on my iPod is the SendStation PocketDock. It costs about $30 and is about the size of a quarter (see photos.) Aside from extracting a great-sounding line-level signal from my iPod, the PocketDock allows me to charge the battery and play music at the same time, all from my player’s dock connection. It also lets me connect my iPod to the computer with a regular ol’ mini USB cable, eliminating the need to buy any more proprietary Apple cables if I happen to lose the one that came with my player. The PocketDock is available at www.sendstation.com. Search “iPod line-out cable” online to find line-level connectors other than the one I’ve suggested. As a precaution, don’t pay more than $30 for one of these. Many can be had for as little as $5 as long as you don’t care about charging while listening or USB connectivity. Some vendors will charge as much as $100 saying their line-level cables are gold plated and that they use special wire. What they won’t tell you is that none of those features make a bit of difference.

Side note:  Buying a line-level connector is not the same as buying a portable player with an iPod dock. Those sound like garbage. A line-out connection lets you connect your iPod to ANY receiver with line-in capability.

iPod is ready to be plugged into a receiver via a line-level connection using SendStation PocketDock.

How line-level signals make better sound:

If all you wanted to know was how to achieve better sound and you don’t really care about how or why that sound is achieved, you’re done reading. Head over to the “music” section to pick out a show to attend next month.

For the rest of you, to understand why line-level signals sound better, you need a VERY basic understanding of two things: ohms and volts. Ohm (Ω) is a measurement of current impedance. Since it impedes the flow of electrons, the more ohms you have in a circuit, the smaller the electron current flowing through it. A volt (V) measures the force that causes electrons to flow (audio signal.)

The iPod is putting out about 2.5 V from its headphone jack at full volume and just slightly more volts from the line-level output. Most component products’ line-levels put out 5V to 6V. There’s nothing you can do for the iPod to remedy its low voltage without an external amplifier. But volts aren’t what make the iPod’s line-level sound better than its headphone jack in this case. The difference between the two here is that the line-level’s signal is noise-free and clean because it doesn’t pass through the iPod’s crappy amplifier. That crappy amplifier adds unsavory extras (especially at higher volumes) instead of allowing the music to come across flat and true to the recording. That’s why it’s best for music not to have to go through it.

Ohms also play a role in making the line-out sound better than the headphone jack.

A headphone jack is usually set around 25 Ω -150 Ω for headphones. But the line-level input on a full-size stereo receiver and its output component (like a component CD or DVD player) can be rated much higher, even as high as 15,000 Ω. The line-level on the iPod uses a higher ohm rating, which better matches the higher ratings on larger receivers. Because of that match, more of the signal (V) is accurately transferred between the iPod and the receiver via a line-level connection.

There you have it; thanks for reading.

 

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